Description
Based on Hasbro’s immensely popular action figures, G.I. Joe is the ultimate elite fighting force, engaged in an extraordinary action-adventure matchup of good versus evil! In G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, the G.I. Joe team, armed with the coolest hi-tech gadgets and weapons, travels the world from the Egyptian desert to the polar ice caps in a high stakes pursuit of Cobra, an evil international organization threatening to use a technology that could bring the world to its… More >>
December 7th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Worst Action Movie for the summer of 2009, if you think that this movie goes with the G. I. Joe cartoon and Comic books of the 80’s. You are dead wrong, nothing like it at all. Just don’t waste your time and money on this movie.
Rating: 1 / 5
December 8th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Anyone who appreciates GI Joe as a Real American Hero need not waste any time with this politically correct garbage.
Not only did they forcibly remove the American theme from this respected icon and childhood toy, they also radically altered the characters from the line.
Because Bonaventura is an Obama fanatic, one cannot seriously expect anything patriotic from the “blame America first” crowd. They totally botch the origins of Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, and they refuse to provide anything interesting in terms of storyline.
Since when were Duke and Baroness supposed to get married? Duke is Scarlett’s man on the cartoon show.
The CGI is terrible, and so is the acting.
Not only is this stupid film a 300 million dollar box office bomb, it is a complete and total waste of your time!
Rating: 1 / 5
December 8th, 2009 at 3:03 am
This movie sucked. The red haired girl was hot. The guy that played Duke cannot act. Just not a good movie. Dennis Quaid even sucked. Sieanna Miller sucked too. The two good thing: looking at the red head & the suprise guest appearance by SPOILER BELOW
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE.
Suck suck sucked.
Rating: 1 / 5
December 8th, 2009 at 3:26 am
The acting is bad, the writing is bad, and I was wish with all the destruction in the movie the entire cast of characters would blow each other apart. The special effects contradict themselves by being really good and really bad. The acting on the other hand is constant in it’s blandness. Skip this movie, and if you watch it and love it, don’t tell anyone so they don’t think you’re 5.
You know there’s a sequel coming so hey “Hollywood people”, please fire the director and the rest of the cast and get some real talent in there.
Rating: 1 / 5
December 8th, 2009 at 4:46 am
But… the movie “G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra” could have been titled “The Rise of Indigestion”. Watching it tended to give me said indigestion – poorly acted, a razor-thin story line, and insipid dialogue. I know, I know, just say what I really feel – don’t hold back…
I played with G.I. Joe’s as a kid. They were cool, but limited in what they could do. The movie had the potential for bringing on the cool of “Joe” while stripping away the limits – and the trailer for the movie made it look like it was going to succeed in stripping those limits away and taking “Joe” to a new level of cool. Alas, it failed miserably…
Snoopy’s “Joe Cool” act is cooler than “G.I. Joe’s” attempt at cool here.
Bottom line? Don’t waste your money on this DVD.
Rating: 1 / 5